Only 20 spots available this month!
Readings you can actually use.
An in-depth, comprehensive, and complete breakdown of your chart - so you get a reading you can actually use.
This is for you if you're someone who wants to use astrology as a technology for increasing self-awareness and stepping into higher versions of yourself. (This is overkill if you're looking into astrology for fun/entertainment).
Over 50 pages of in-depth info, all about you. This is a full, multi-layered breakdown of your chart, so you can understand your current patterns, and know how to actually align with your chart and move forward with confidence and clarity.
I connect all the dots for you in a way that actually makes sense. I show you how it all fits together, and how it all plays out in real life - with guidance that's practical and grounded in reality.
Plus, you got here at the right time - this is the last round where I'm doing these for $180. After these 20 spots are filled up, the price goes back up to $300.
The problem with most readings:
You're left with bits and pieces, not a roadmap.
You spend good money to book an appointment with an astrologer...
You clear your schedule to make time for the appointment...
You sit through the call, and afterwards....
What do you really have?
A scratchy recording you'll never re-listen to?
Half-scribbled notes that don't make a lick of sense a week later?
That's the problem with most readings - it's so "in the moment" that afterwards, the insights evaporate, and you're left with fragments of information that you aren't even sure are right a few days later.
You get a "translation" of your chart, but no real understanding of it.
A lot of astrologers are great at telling you what your chart "says" but not at showing you how it actually plays out in your daily life.
So you're left thinking: "Okay, that sounds like me... but I can't actually see it happening in my life."
Without examples or context, the reading doesn't land - it feels abstract, and you don't walk away with a usable understanding of yourself.
And when you ask how they arrived at their interpretations?
Most can't explain it.
They just say "That's what the planet does."
You're left trusting blindly, instead of really learning your own chart.
You get doom-and-gloom predictions that stick with you.
One of the worst experiences is walking out of a reading with fear hanging over your head.
Instead of clarity, you're told something genuinely terrifying about the future that you can't control - and when you press for details, the astrologer just shrugs.
It's honestly infuriating, and those kind of "fortune-telling" predictions don't empower you.
They keep you stuck, waiting, anxious, and dependent.
What you get with my readings:
A guide you can revisit anytime
Instead of fragments and random notes, you'll receive a 60+ page written report you can highlight, search, and come back to whenever you need clarity.
It's a resource that grows with you, not a memory that fades after a call.
Real-life clarity you can actually see
I don't just "translate the chart" - I connect the dots so you can actually see how your placements play out in your daily life.
Every interpretation is paired with context, examples, and explanations of why it shows up that way, so you're not just told who you are - you understand it in a way that finally clicks.
Constructive, practical guidance.
I don't do doom-and-gloom predictions.
Despite what other astrologers may have to say about it, I firmly believe that there is no such thing as a "bad" placement - just a different energy to work with.
I don't tell you to sit around waiting for the planets to ruin your life.
Instead, I frame your chart as a source of strength, challenge, and opportunity - guidance you can use to make empowered decisions.
You'll leave the reading with clarity, not fear.
Here's what I cover in your reading:
1. Your Ascendant
The Ascendant sets the foundation of your entire chart, and when you understand your Ascendant, you understand the lens your entire chart is operating through.
2. Your Planets
Then, I go over all your planets in the signs, houses, and nakshatras. This way, you see how your energy naturally operates, where your strengths are, where you tend to get stuck, and how to work through it.
3. Your Karmic Axis
Next, I go over your karmic axis so that you can see the deeper life lessons and directions you're being pulled towards in this lifetime.
4. Your House Lord Placements
Then, I go over your house lord placements so you can see how different areas of life (like love, career, friendships, purpose, and everything else in your chart) actually play out for you.
5. Your Chart's Story
And once I've gone through and broken down your entire chart for you, I tie it all together into your bigger life story: who you're here to become, what path is aligned for you, and how to stop second-guessing yourself.
If you don't like it, you get your money back.
I'm the only astrologer out there who will give you your money back if I didn't deliver on what I said I would.
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Limited Time Offer
20 spots only.
Then doors close until mid-October.
After these 20 readings are booked in, this page is going to turn into a waitlist - and I won't be able to take on new readings until mid-October at the earliest.
Testimonials:
FAQs
How long does it take you to deliver a reading?
Your reading will be delivered within 7-10 days
How do you deliver this reading? Is it live, video, or...?
I deliver everything as a written report that I send as a PDF via email - not live - so I can take my time with your chart and give it the attention it deserves.
I go into a lot of detail in my readings, and I simply can't cover all the information in a 30-minute or 1hr long live session.
Can I ask you questions about my reading?
I recommend that you come up with the questions you want to ask me before you book in for a reading. That way, I can keep those in mind as I go through your chart.
I give in-depth (usually multi-page) answers to the questions that you have at the bottom of the report that I send you.
Do you do synastry readings?
Not at this time. My focus is on individual natal chart readings - helping you fully understand yourself before layering in relationship dynamics.
Once you have clarity on your own chart, you're in a much stronger position to explore compatibility with others.
Do you make predictions?
I don't practice predictive astrology. Astrology isn't about fortune-telling or guessing your future.
Astrology's power lies in cultivating self-awareness. When used the right way, astrology gives you a clear map of your personality, strengths, challenges, and opportunities so that you can make informed decisions.
Think of it as guidance and insight you can actually apply, not predictions you can't control.
Do you do dasha analysis?
I don't do dasha analysis or other predictive timing systems. My approach is non-predictive astrology: I focus on giving you a deep understanding of your chart, your strengths, your challenges, and your patterns.
The goal isn't to tell you what will happen, but to give you tools and clarity so that you can make confident decisions for yourself.
Why are you so expensive?
Compared to most astrologers, I'm not.
Many charge $200-$400+ for a single 60-minute session, and when it's over, you walk away with nothing permanent/convenient to reference.
It's an investment in yourself, yes - but it's one that gives you lasting clarity and insight instead of half-forgotten insights from a fleeting conversation.
And the value isn't just in the report itself, but in the decisions you'll make after reading it. This isn't astrology for fun - it's a roadmap.
You'll walk away with clarity on your strengths, challenges, and direction so you can make more informed choices in career, love, and life.
Why can't I just do this myself?
You could, but you'd spend months learning the technical language before you got clarity.
My report distills everything into plain English you can use immediately.
Think of it like taxes - you could do them yourself, but most people hire someone to avoid mistakes and save time.
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